actually crying.
omfg. I was raging about my university on twitter and now they’ve fucking messaged me and holy fuck what do i do. i knew this was gonna be a shitter of a day and now it has been one. jfc this is actually the worst thing that has ever happened to me in the history of my existence they fucking messaged me like “hey there buddy, what can we do?” and basically the answer right now is fuck off and pretend you never saw the series on angry tweets i sent. fucking shit on a taco. what do i do now?
Skyping with your bff. <3
I keep checking my bank account and hoping that money will magically appear.
this thing exists and it’s making me happy inside
(Source: barkingsparrows)
How Supernatural Should End:
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Hard to believe this is the same person…
this is my favourite thing
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
